LOL- A REALLY true story bout LOVE

Before marriage. 
Darling here.. darling there...
After marriage. 
Baling here... baling there.. 

Before marriage. 
I die for you. . .
After marriage.
'You die, up to you. ' 
Lagi lama married.
You die I help you! 

Before marriage. 
You go anywhere. . I follow you.
After marriage. . 
You go anywhere. . up to you . 
Lagi lama married. 
You go anywhere, better u got lost!! 

Before wedding 
you are my heart, you are my love'
After wedding
'you get on my nerves. 

Before wedding 
'you are sweet and kind just like Cinderella' 
After wedding 
'you are worse than godzila' 

Before wedding 
Roses are red, violets are blue. Like it or not, I'm with you 
After wedding
Roses are dead, I am blue. You get on my head, I sue you! 

Before wedding 
Every makan he brings you to Shangri-La
After wedding
You want to go, he says you wait-la! 

Before wedding 
She looks like Anita Sarawak
After wedding
Don't know whether katak or pontianak